Axioms to Live by
'Absorb what is useful, reject what is useless...add what is your own.'-Bruce Lee

'Too many Chiefs and not enough Indians!'-Patricia Lilliard

'Seek what your Masters saught, NOT the path they took'

'FEAR knocked at the door, FAITH Answered, there was NOBODY there!'-Mattie Poole

'The Lion can be killed by the Jackal, if the Jackal knows where to bite'

'When YOU Commit a Crime, GOD Provides a Witness!'

'He who hesitates, meditates in a horizontal position'-Edmund K. Parker, The Father of American Kenpo Karate

'If you want to FILL your Tea Cup, you must first empty it.'-Anonymous

'If you don't want to be crticized, SAY NOTHING, DO NOTHING and BE NOTHING!!'-Fred Shero

'To thine own self be true.'-Polonius

'For Crying out Loud, GET TO THE PUNCHLINE!'-Thom Melezko

'Hey WHY YA CRYIN'?!'-George Lopez

'Remember Guys, I'm Fair, BUT I'M FIRM!'- Referee Joe Cortez

'Don't cast a play in HELL and expect to have ANGELS as actors!'-Anonymous

'GOD will NOT endorse that which he died on the cross to get rid of!'-Bishop James A. Johnson

'HEAVEN can not be reached by spacecraft, but it is not that far away.'-Paul J. Simpson

'I am the way, The Truth and The Life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.'-JESUS CHRIST St. John 14:6

'I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me'-St. Paul The Apostle, Philippians 4:13

'GOD can do ANYTHING but Fail!'-Paul J. Simpson

'LOOK AT ME BOY, DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?!'- Joe Louis Clark, talking to Thomas Sams, in Lean on Me

'SPEAK INTO THE MICORPHONE SQUIDBRAIN!'-Gary Busey in Point Break

'That Boy's Good! Uh-Huh, Good and Terrible!'-The Barbers in Coming to America

Words of Wisdom
1. DON'T TICK GOD OFF!
2. Don't Stand Downwind from John Hadley.
3. Don't right checks with your mouth your backside can't cash!
4. Social Security: If you didn't put NUTHIN IN, You ain't gettin NUTHIN OUT!

Urban Dictionary
Watahh

The substance that ninjas have an infatuation to drink, known as water, but for thousands of years ninjas have believed it to be watahh. They are obscured to the fact that water and watahh are associated. Also, it happens to be Jackie Chan's favorite sports drink.

Schnide

A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.
After starting the season 0-9, the Rams got off the schnide with a win over the Lions.

Pike

A Roadway or Pathway that broadcasters use to describe athletes that come along and assume they are 'tough'. Athletes that these so-called announcers live through vicariously.
'He's one of the toughest guys to come down the pike, in a long time!'

Trippin: Worrying about something insigificant or reacting to a situation in a way that is not necessary.

'Hey Craig, Kara was trippin the other day when she heard that promo I played.'

S.T.I.P. Straight Trippin in Public
The following list is of people who are Straight Trippin in Public, due to the fact that they are obtuse, prejudice, mentally challanged or Insane.

-Kara Carter
-Sean Avery
-Jordan Tootoo
-Amanda Knox
-Craig Unger
-Michael Devlin
-Christopher Coleman